It's the holidays, and there are tons of great classic movies and specials being shown on tv as we quickly approach Christmas, just 17 days to go now. (including today)
One of my most favorite, and quite possibly one of the funniest holiday skits ever written, was for Saturday Night Live.
It was a recurring skit on SNL called the Delicious Dish, it was a parody of public broadcast radio shows.
It starred Ana Gasteyer as Margaret-Jo McCullen who used the phrase "good times" over and over, and Molly Shannon as Teri Rialto, two very bland radio personalities as the radio show hosts.
The guest star for the night was Alec Baldwin.
He played a character named Pete Schweddy, owner of Season's Eatings Bakery, and one of his best products were his balls, a sexual double entendre referring to testicles.
This skit kills me every single time I watch it.
I laugh as soon as it starts, I laugh until tears are streaming down my face, it is just so damn funny.
How the 3 of them did not laugh through this skit, I have no idea.
I seriously crack up as soon as it starts, all the "mmm, balls, tell us about your balls Pete, mmm, your balls are so soft and moist Pete", has me rolling as soon as it starts.
Please make sure that there are no children in the room or within hearing/viewing distance before you click on the link below.
Headphones may be a really good idea if you do not want your kids to hear any of it accidentally.
Also, if you are the type of person who gets offended by sexual double entendre, just don't click it.
If you do click it and get offended, if your kids accidentally hear it, do not complain to me.
You have been sufficiently warned.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you, Pete Schweddy's Balls .






That was freakin' hilarious! I wonder how many times they had to rehearse this before they could go through the whole thing without cracking up themselves? They only have the week before the live show to rehearse all of the skits for that show.
Thanks for posting it! :D
Oh my gosh, I remember this skit when it was new. One of my favorites! I loved that year of SNL.
You forgot to warn people that this could produce beverages being spewed from nostrils.
I have always loved this skit. Cracks me up everytime in fact I run around IRL saying "Shweddy balls". The cool kids know whats up. Everyone else just thinks I'm vulgar.
Ahh...good times, good times.